i have a confession to make. really it isn't a confession since anyone who really knows me already knows this. but here it is: i am a jean whore. i love me a good pair of nice, expensive, tailored jeans that make my butt look fantastic and make me look skinnier than i really am. i find it well worth it to spend the money just for those two little bits of goodness.
i take a lot of grief (not really grief. maybe you could say it is mockery) from my siblings because i love my jeans. and to them i say just wait! in time i will turn them all into jean loving junkies...i have already hooked one sister, that only leaves 7 more siblings to go!! and for those of you that have never experienced a good pair of seven for all mankind jeans or (my latest purchase!) a lovely pair of hudson brand jeans you should give it a try....
...you try them on, you sigh and think to yourself, is that my bum? it looks so great! you get them tailored (for free mind you) to fit you perfectly and they become your new best friend.
now since i am a bit of cheap-skate, i have to admit that i only spend the money on the jeans. which means all of my shirts and shoes and jewelry and skirts and dresses are all required to be ridiculously low priced. but never the jeans. they last for so long that by the time i need a new pair, i have enough pennies banked to be able to pay for them with no guilt over the high price tag. sooo....
men: get your wife a pair of nice jeans...seven, hudson, big star, etc. she will really love you for it.
women: take your husband with you to try on the jeans. and then make it a point to emphasize the awesomeness of your bottom.
siblings: get off my back about the jeans! y'all know you want a pair. one day you will see that good jeans are worth it!
p.s. i am not only a jean whore. there are plenty of things that are worth it to me to dish out the dollars for. such as toilet paper, sharpie marker fine tip pens, or adam's brand peanut butter. what are your "things" you splurge on?
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